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WTF is a bottle opener!?

My sleeping schedule gets jacked over the weekends. I become very impatient and short because I am tired and cannot concentrate because my body is off it’s biological clock of the week. So, when her majesty asks, twice, what the **** a bottle opener is, I was pissed so I placed it on her screen in the middle of her CSS foray. However, it had a magnet on it… oops.

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The Components of Techno

My ex-manager never liked House music. Because he could dance, he loathed it, and liked breaks instead. Think House and Breaks, poetry and prose.

A lot of people just don’t understand techno, or House, since that’s what techno is usually associated with nowadays, although techno is a wide spectrum of styles.

I think <a href=”http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail45.html”>this site</a> explains it best. The <a href=”http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbtechno.zip”>tune you can download</a> at the end was sent to me by a co-worker. It just made my day, man.

<a href=”http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail45.html”>http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail45.html</a>

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Flash in HTML: The Love Lives On

Gotta love web designers that are still alive. The ones that aren’t too jaded by all the bs thrown their way, the ones who still love what they do, and can bitch and cuss like a sailor at all the retarded developement they are expected to be master artisan’s at and not collapse from a heart attack.

Her majesty sent me <a href=”http://www.alistapart.com/stories/flashsatay/”>this article</a> twice over the course of a few months. After reading about tags, I tend to get bored, but then I read how he shrinked down the embed tag, and garnered some knowledge. Granted, I don’t know what he is smokin’ when he says a Flash movie wasn’t streaming in one of the browser’s he was testing; maybe he just didn’t know what the suck arse side effect of Export in First frame was at the time.

In any event, good read for those of you who dig HTML stuff.

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