Software, Fitness, and Gaming – Jesse Warden

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  • Salami Fever

    Following <a href=”http://www.markme.com/jd/archives/003186.cfm”>JD’s</a> lead with Friday’s movie posting, I have meaty selected choice. Granted, fans of <a href=”http://www.fark.com”>Fark</a>/<a href=”http://www.ilovebacon.com”>I Love Bacon</a> probably already know, but others mired in Friday tasks may not even know of such things. Therefore, Vegans beware.

    *** WARNING: Work Rated = Questionable; silly half-naked blokes, but no nudity ***

    <a href=”http://metroencoding.net/emperornorton/ref/pepedelux_salami-fever_320x240_large-REF.mov”>Salami Fighting Association</a>

  • Wanna speak at a conference in Sydney, Australia?

    I was a nobody, but for some reason someone musta told them (<a href=”http://daemon.com.au/”>Daemon</a>) I was cool, so I got to go last February. I got to meet and hang with Branden Hall (the only other time was nervously asking him why he cut his hair while he signed my book… I was so nervous). I met Ben Forta (ColdFusion pimp) and a plethora of other celebreties, and awesome Aussie persona’s… the stories are numerous …and I drank a lot!!! I can attest, Sydney rules, but don’t tell the peeps from Melbourne I said that.

    So, wanna speak there? Cool, submit a paper, yo!

    <a href=”http://blog.daemon.com.au/archives/000193.html”>MXDU 2004: Call For Papers</a>

  • SPAM made me laugh

    My favorite is their spelling “terrorist”, but since English is not their native tongue, I’ll cut them some slack for that. Still, “Know thy enemy better than thy knows thyself” goes the adage, so if they’re spelling is not on par, do they really have a chance with war in the digital world?

    Who cares.

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  • Formatting for the Flash Date Object

    I was flabbergasted no one had written AND published some date formatting code. During my exaserbation on the noobz list, Darron slap hooked it up based on ColdFusion. Communities rock!

    <a href=”http://www.darronschall.com/weblog/archives/000040.cfm”>Date Formatting Code</a>