Category: Personal

The dude who invented <b>The Rack</b> invented <b>dead lifts</b>. My arms feel like they are about to snap the )(#$% off, yo!

…well, at least I can lift a tank now.

Dar dar dar, I am so neat…

I’ve always wondered wtf degauss did… it fixes your monitor after your tard boyfriend puts a magnet to your screen.

…well, at least I don’t have to buy her a new monitor before me.

:: hangs head in shame ::

My sleeping schedule gets jacked over the weekends. I become very impatient and short because I am tired and cannot concentrate because my body is off it’s biological clock of the week. So, when her majesty asks, twice, what the **** a bottle opener is, I was pissed so I placed it on her screen in the middle of her CSS foray. However, it had a magnet on it… oops.

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My ex-manager never liked House music. Because he could dance, he loathed it, and liked breaks instead. Think House and Breaks, poetry and prose.

A lot of people just don’t understand techno, or House, since that’s what techno is usually associated with nowadays, although techno is a wide spectrum of styles.

I think <a href=”http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail45.html”>this site</a> explains it best. The <a href=”http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbtechno.zip”>tune you can download</a> at the end was sent to me by a co-worker. It just made my day, man.

<a href=”http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail45.html”>http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail45.html</a>

<a href=”http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbtechno.zip”>http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbtechno.zip</a>