Category: Personal

A little war humor.

<a href=”http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/multimedia/bushblair_endlesslove.mov”>Bush & Blair Duet</a>

Courtesy of <a href=”http://www.mediadiva.net”>her majesty</a>.

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I think when I’m 30, I’ll change my name to “Mad Mardigan – the greatest swordsman who ever lived”

I like thought provoking email signatures, I really do. However, sometimes, you see the same one so many times, and your so… over it. Like, I’ve already had a grand vision of Gandhi explaining to me how I must not seek what I must do with my future by outside stimuli, but rather, look within’ and massage my tummy while doing so.

…ok, maybe that was a bad trip, but the point is, I’ve started to replace some of those with none-to-witful replacements just so when I see them, instead of going, “Get out of the clouds, hippy!”, I instead laugh. You should try it too.

Here’s an example:

“Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.”

Can be replaced by:

“Life is not measured by the number of cows we put out to pasture, but by the pastures that our cows take away.”

Hehe!

If this guy escapes the bouncer at my next LAN party, I am NOT playing Counterstrike with him!

Thanks RaZor… that made my day.

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