Salami Fever

Following <a href=”http://www.markme.com/jd/archives/003186.cfm”>JD’s</a> lead with Friday’s movie posting, I have meaty selected choice. Granted, fans of <a href=”http://www.fark.com”>Fark</a>/<a href=”http://www.ilovebacon.com”>I Love Bacon</a> probably already know, but others mired in Friday tasks may not even know of such things. Therefore, Vegans beware.

*** WARNING: Work Rated = Questionable; silly half-naked blokes, but no nudity ***

<a href=”http://metroencoding.net/emperornorton/ref/pepedelux_salami-fever_320x240_large-REF.mov”>Salami Fighting Association</a>

SPAM made me laugh

My favorite is their spelling “terrorist”, but since English is not their native tongue, I’ll cut them some slack for that. Still, “Know thy enemy better than thy knows thyself” goes the adage, so if they’re spelling is not on par, do they really have a chance with war in the digital world?

Who cares.

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Internet Marketting Fighting Itself

LOL, dude, just went to wired.com to read an article, and 2 Flash ads assualted me while there. Naturally, the one in the middle of my page was hiding the next sentence I was reading, so I promptly looked for the close button; but it was under the embedded Flash add, the one fit into the text of the article. I’m a gamer, so hit the remaining 3 pixels showing on the close button, but damn, it was so funny. Popup’s are one thing as they are windows that can be targetted with a quick wrist movement of CONTROL + W, or Alt + F4 if your desperate; but this was on just one webpage; I was assualted by a plethora of masks and moving shapes. It was so funny… stupid advertisers, ha ha! I’m supposed to focus on what, now? My attention is where? Your not annoying me, how? At least they’re fighting eachother now; that should help. Help what, I’m not sure, but it’s kind of like when demons kill eachother, it’s just phat!

I got outta Apple before I got this kind of attitude

Courtesy of <a href=”http://www.cfm-applications.com/index.cfm”>CFM-Applications</a>.

Inspiration hits you at odd times. Nature of the beast.

Basically, this dude goes off, negtively, about Macs.

<a href=”http://www.cfm-applications.com/mac.html”>http://www.cfm-applications.com/mac.html</a>