Fat Kid Chronicles

I didn’t know if I should die laughing or cry… so I did both. The Matrix Reloaded one is kind of dumb, but the Star Wars one is just frikin’ hiliarious. I heard he (the kid) is sueing whoever made it… sounds like a rumor to me.

<a href=”https://www.jessewarden.com/downloads/starwarskidclones.wmv”>Star Wars Kid Clones</a>

<a href=”https://www.jessewarden.com/downloads/starwarskidmatrix.wmv”>Matrix Reloaded Kid</a>

I sure hope no one finds the Silence of the Lambs dance I put of myself online… I’d be in the same quandry as this kid!

Millennium Falcon & FStyleFormat Part 1

Finally, my site is back up after the corruption. Fixed my archives, but my search is still broken. Dang bucket a’ bolts… it’s just not fair. Anyway, please have patience as I’ll try to fix things throughout the week.

Never saw my other article, but my FStyleFormat Part 1 of 3 is up at Community MX. I only charged like $0.25 cents, but I think they had to have a minimum markup. Basically, I guess I have no control over the pricing it seems, but at least I’m starting to see my articles up there!

<a href=”http://www.communitymx.com/abstract.cfm?cid=EB197537D3098BAF”>FStyleFormat – Part 1 of 3</a>

Flash in a Search Engine

Courtesy of Barry Hayden from da Flashn00bz list.

<a href=”http://www.sitepoint.com/article/1116″>This article</a> covers getting Flash in search engine results. Written by an Aussie (WUzzuUPP!).

Sojourn Ended in Singapore

Finally finished 80% of my chapters. Finished my Director & Flashcom chapter Saturday night in time to see an ex-coworker (programmer who taught me OOP) play in his blues band in the ghetto of Atlanta outside an art studio. Man, can they jam some Credence! Finished my Building Flashcom Components chapter last night. Writing’s been keeping me pretty sober, so I’m definately looking forward to getting slizzy next weekend and after that. Whilst in the moutains in the middle of nowhere, this time without the DVD playing laptop, I’ll suddenly find myself surrounded by wanna be alchemist friends, finding some inoxios liquid in which to whet my pallete. Whatever, bring it. After that, it’s club time. I haven’t been able to get my groove on in awhile. This book has taken every weekend for the past month. Time to dance, yo.

So, before collapsing, I ended my night in a chatroom in Singapore. I won’t go into specifics about the chatroom because I was specifically told not to, but let’s just say I got to hang with Melvyn Song Kian Guan, John Robinson, and Sameul Wan talking all things Flashcom. The audio being broadcasted from Singapore was insanely good quality, and I heard mine was good too, though I never actually heard it, so I’m assuming Melvyn and John were just being nice. … I can’t believe I could still type last night; I felt like I’ve written War and Peace twice over. Regardless, it was just great to connect with people from all over the world, specially in a chatroom in another country.