8 Things That Sound Dirty on Thanksgiving, But Aren’t

1. That is one terrific spread
2. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat
3. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist
4. Talk about huge breasts
5. And he forces his way into the endzone
6. It’s cool whip time
7. If I don’t unbuckle my pants, I’m going to burst
8. It must be broken ’cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out.

Via my Dad.

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