Riot for Laptops

Violence blows, but it makes my heart feel good to know people REALLY want technology. I’d be insulted if someone gave me a 4 year-old iBook; that, to me, equates to a pimp looking paper weight, but then, I’m a spoiled rotten geek. Hey, at least I’d say, “Thank you! That is so kind of you to think of me.” And I’d be sincere, too! I mean, how cool would it be to have an iBook beer-coaster? WHO’S A YUPPIE, NOW, SUCKA!?!

My favorite quote:

One woman went so far to wet herself rather than surrender her place in line.

Panic ensues in rush for cheap laptops

Via her majesty.

2 Replies to “Riot for Laptops”

  1. Watch it! Her majesty and I comin’ to invade yer neck of the woods next month!!!

    …granted, your country has seen fit that we are sanctioned only to visit an island (well…actually her majesty), but that’s good enough.

    Maybe it’s the heat!

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