Well, that didn’t work… I hate domain squatters

“Dad, they want $500 plus $25 in escrow.”

“Alright, well, I have a boat show next week, so I’ll order new business cards, and for those signs that will be at my booth that have the web address, I’ll just inform people that our web address has changed.”

“I could haggle with them; additionally, one of the steps sounded overly complicated, so maybe it’d cost me less if I did one of the steps. Who knows… what do you want me to tell them?”

“Tell them that I’ll give them $125 cash for it right now, otherwise they can go f$%* themselves, they own it. Put that in the email, word for word.”

“Cool, will do.”