Courtesy of <a href=”http://psychlonex.dyndns.org/”>Psychlonex – John Robinson</a>.
Old, I know, but I just died laughing. He’d hate playing if I were DM.
<a href=”http://www.theonion.com/onion3121/billgates.html”>http://www.theonion.com/onion3121/billgates.html</a>
“Gates, who raised his intelligence to 20 in 1990, is fast becoming the most powerful CEO in American media. Experts place him above Fox’s Rupert Murdoch and Disney’s Michael Eisner, both of whom hold over 1.2 million hit points.”
That is too funny! These people that sit around and come up with this stuff have to be mad drug users. They know “the good stuff”.