The dude who invented <b>The Rack</b> invented <b>dead lifts</b>. My arms feel like they are about to snap the )(#$% off, yo!
…well, at least I can lift a tank now.
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Disable an entire movie… for real this time!
Got a great thread ending today on <a href=”http://chattyfig.figleaf.com”>Flashcoders</a>. <a href=”http://www.nectarine.com.au/”>Mike Pearce</a>, a really cool guy and talented coder from Australia, added a fantastic addition to my “Disable an entire movie” code.
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Division: Software vs. Hardware
Dar dar dar, I am so neat…
I’ve always wondered wtf degauss did… it fixes your monitor after your tard boyfriend puts a magnet to your screen.
…well, at least I don’t have to buy her a new monitor before me.
:: hangs head in shame ::
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WTF is a bottle opener!?
My sleeping schedule gets jacked over the weekends. I become very impatient and short because I am tired and cannot concentrate because my body is off it’s biological clock of the week. So, when her majesty asks, twice, what the **** a bottle opener is, I was pissed so I placed it on her screen in the middle of her CSS foray. However, it had a magnet on it… oops.
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