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I read FlashApe’s blog entry a little too quick… I thought it said “InnKeeper” and was like, “Wow! A D&D Flash post NOT by me!!!”

…but it was IntKeeper.

Pissed, I wrote this class to satiate my delusion. You can check an object in and out of rooms if any are available.

class InnKeeper extends Object
{
        
        static private var rooms_obj:Object = {};
        
        static var private SUITE:Number = 0;
        static var private NOBLE:Number = 1;
        static var private LUXURY:Number = 2;
        static var private COMMON:Number = 3;
        
        function InnKeeper()
        {
        }
        
        static public function getARoom(tennant:Object):Boolean
        {
                if(InnKeeper.isRoomAvailable() == false)
                {
                        return false;
                }
                else
                {
                        var bestRoom:Number = InnKeeper.getBestRoom();
                        if(bestRoom == -1)
                        {
                                // nice try hacker...
                                return false;
                        }
                        InnKeeper.rooms_obj[bestRoom] = tennant;
                        return true;
                }
        }
        
        static public function checkOut(obj:Object):Boolean
        {
                for(var p in InnKeeper.rooms_obj)
                {
                        if(InnKeeper.rooms_obj[p] == obj)
                        {
                                InnKeeper.rooms_obj[p] == null;
                                return true;
                        }
                }
                return false;
        }
        
        static public function isRoomAvailable():Boolean
        {
                if(InnKeeper.rooms_obj[InnKeeper.SUITE] != null)
                {
                        if(InnKeeper.rooms_obj[InnKeeper.NOBLE] != null)
                        {
                                if(InnKeeper.rooms_obj[InnKeeper.LUXURY] != null)
                                {
                                        if(InnKeeper.rooms_obj[InnKeeper.COMMON] != null)
                                        {
                                                return false;
                                        }
                                        else
                                        {
                                                return true;
                                        }
                                }
                                else
                                {
                                        return true;
                                }
                        }
                        else
                        {
                                return true;
                        }
                }
                else
                {
                        return true;
                }
        }
        
        static private function getBestRoom():Number
        {
                if(InnKeeper.rooms_obj[InnKeeper.SUITE] != null)
                {
                        if(InnKeeper.rooms_obj[InnKeeper.NOBLE] != null)
                        {
                                if(InnKeeper.rooms_obj[InnKeeper.LUXURY] != null)
                                {
                                        if(InnKeeper.rooms_obj[InnKeeper.COMMON] != null)
                                        {
                                                return -1;
                                        }
                                        else
                                        {
                                                return InnKeeper.COMMON;
                                        }
                                }
                                else
                                {
                                        return InnKeeper.LUXURY;
                                }
                        }
                        else
                        {
                                return InnKeeper.NOBLE;
                        }
                }
                else
                {
                        return InnKeeper.SUITE;
                }
        }
}

I played this game for about 20 seconds on my Gamecube before I went looking for a hammer… her majesty managed to stop me before I ended the pain abrubtly, in the middle of my war cry to Thor.

They’re all fuggin hilarious, but if your in a hurry, just watch the Swim one.

Super Monkey Ball Deluxe – Boy in the Ball

Via DJ Wrangla.