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  • 8 Things That Sound Dirty on Thanksgiving, But Aren’t

    1. That is one terrific spread
    2. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat
    3. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist
    4. Talk about huge breasts
    5. And he forces his way into the endzone
    6. It’s cool whip time
    7. If I don’t unbuckle my pants, I’m going to burst
    8. It must be broken ’cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out.

    Via my Dad.

    Don’t know what Thanksgiving is?

  • BA Diploma 2005

    …and 6 months later, the proof. The piece of paper that proves to people with whom I have never met that I am certified to most likely not be an idiot.

    Am I a better coder because of receiving this degree? No. Do other people who have never met me think so now that I have this? Yes.

    I’ve walked, and now been certified. Onward!

  • W3C Starts New Groups for Web API’s & RIA Standards

    I’m glad Flash will be shielded from this. The words “standards” and “Rich Internet Application” feel like oil and water to me. While I believe usability standards are of the utmost need right now, I disagree on standardizing MXML; it’s already follows the XML schema, is well formed, and it validates against its DTD (which was shoe-horned into a DTD which is no fault of Macromedia’s, just the odd combination of a rich markup representing containers combined with a strict tag definition)… what really needs to be standardized about it? More so, why must MXML validate against the standard the W3C sets when it’s already valid XML? The last hypothetical question, “What defines a web application that uses markup to build it?” will hopefully answer all, and spawn (and answer) many other fundamental & important questions.

    In all fairness, I am jumping the gun pre-judging deliverables on an initiative that has barely gotten started.

    Anyway, snippet from the first deliverable.

    This deliverable should be based on an existing application/UI format, such as Mozilla’s XUL, Microsoft’s XAML, Macromedia’s MXML or Laszlo Systems’ LZX, provided the owners of the format are willing to contribute. The format should allow embedded program code. This format, combined with the deliverables below and existing technologies including XHTML, CSS, XForms, SVG and SMIL, should provide a strong basis for rich client application development.

    Web Application Formats

    Programming Interfaces (AJAX/XMLHttpRequest)

    Via Manish Jethani.

  • J2SE Updater Includes Google Toolbar

    Maybe old news, but updating my java runtime on another box that I hadn’t turned on in awhile, and I noticed in updating my JRE it included an opt-out Google Toolbar install for IE.