Author: JesterXL

  • Eat Lunch & Be Happy

    Eat Lunch: <a href=”https://www.jessewarden.com/downloads/Mike%20Tyson%20-%20Ouch%20Daddy!.jpg” target=”_blank”>Ouch Daddy!</a>

    Be Happy: <a href=”http://www.intelligencehub.com/test/behappy_.htm” target=”_blank”>Be Happy!</a>

  • Dynamic Masks

    Some people had asked for this file today. I emailed it to them, but just in case anyone is interested, I was playing with dynamic masks in Flash last summer. <a href=”https://www.jessewarden.com/downloads/JXL%20dynamic%20masks.fla”>Here is the file</a> (or you can download from the left).

    As I look at the code, and I balk at how it’s written, it’s nice to know I’ve improved. Why is it programmers always look at their code and go, “Who in the f)*$% wrote that!?! … oh… I did…”

  • Director MX Woez

    Ok, I can connect to my Flashcom server inside of Director MX, but I can’t for the life of me get a Flash video sprite to appear with a Camera attached to it, nor make the settings panel appear by sprite(1).settingsPanel(1). WTF!?!?!?!……….

  • LAN People

    I am wiping the salt-water away from my drenched face as I post this. I laughed so hard reading this… I am Mr. Gay, btw.