“HQ, this is Dust Devil taking heavy fire! We were just cluster bombed by 22.214.171.124, consisting of 200+spam comments containing 24-packed urls, request air support!!!”
“Roger that Dust Devil, MT-blacklist OTW on your position. ETA, 2 minutes. Hang in there, son.”
*crackle* *crackle* *hiss*
:: 2 minutes later ::
…”HQ, 126.96.36.199 banned, urls blocked, spam comments destroyed, and blog crystal clean after a refresh. Suggest we upgrade MT to 2.66+ to prevent future incursions, sir.”
“Copy that, Dust Devil, scheduled tomorrow at o-eight hundred hours. Good job, soldier! Carry on.”
Suck it spammers, I’m armed and dangerous!